Sarcastically Yours
Dear Webmaster,
To put it bluntly, I encourage you strongly to take me off your damn stupid alumni list and stop sending me that annoying updates of your website. Let me tell you why...
Yes, I did in fact graduated from the same school as yours. I am not dumb! My face is plastered in that class picture I solemnly swear I would never like to see anymore where my hair was less than fabulous but more demeaning.
well geee..thanks to you for posting those old pics for the world to see!
Most likely you will think I am proud to be one of the alumni member. Somehow you might think making this website will entice me to participate and coax me to make contributions, financial or otherwise.
Yeah, I visit the site and read your obnoxious blabbering all the time. But I have better things to do than adhering to the fundamentals of friendship and camarederie.
I'd like you to think I don't care at all about the whole thing. Showing up at the event without notice will be much more annoying! ...hehehe...
Actually, it didn't even cross my mind, after almost 30 years, to meet you all again someday. More so, laugh, dance, sing, wine, and rub elbows with any of you.Why? Because I hate you all! No, wait... I abhor you all!!!
I am hoping at the very least I can make you understand why I absolutely detest you. I hope you finally realize the reasons why I never even bother to make commments to any of your posts.
I don't want to recall the fact that we all HAD a great time together at one time. To reunite one more time will only bring back the good 'ol times. I thought I will never get to feel that again...missing you all so much!
I also know your mission includes a deep dedication to bring us closer. In more ways than one, you would like us all to be remembered for all the things we've done and experienced during those happy years together.
Perhaps, you would like us to work closely so we can start building dreams for the community we once belong. A legacy you'd want us to be remembered not just for that stupid party.
Oh...pleeeezzz!!!
Unless the party will be held at a beachfront resort, get Shakira or Justin Timberlake to shake their fine asses off, then giving out expensive parting gifts when it's all said and done, I still would not come...
...co'z I might get addicted and ask to do it again...and again...and again!
Sorry if I come out like a b%*^#@ and *^#hole......but i'm actually not!
I'm just always too busy and tired. My perspective is also different now. I have a life to live you know...
There you have it my dear ex-classmate. I beg you to take me off your damn stupid list.....I am not worth it! Got it????
Sarcastically yours,
MIA(your missing-in-action ex-classmate)
posted by Batch '78 @ 03:50
6 Comments:
Dear Sarcastically Yours,
Whatever. :-) We still luv you.
Welcome Noel Asprec. Glad to hear from you (Desperately Seeking Asprec).
hehehe....;-)
welcome to our site Mr. Asprec! I'm glad you're doing good...actually doing wonderfully great!
stop by anytime...cheers!
egay, ang drama mo a! ok lang, bahala ka, basta as zen said, "we still love u."
ang galing mo talaga! imagine , nahanap mo si nowhere to be found.
thanks for the belated greetings, mr. asprec!
sino pa ba mga nawawala? hanapin mo nga, egay!
Teka ako yata pinapatamaan dito, hehehe. Di bale kahit na sumabit lang ako sa eroplano makauwi lang sa reunion gagawin ko. Di kaya ako tangayin ng hangin at kung saan ako mapadpad,(like sa Europe, hmmm, kung sa Manchester puede pa!) hahaha.
Well if we could find Noel Asprec I'm sure we could find everyone. So let's go out and (vote, hehehe)find them all.
Mga kapatid magsilabas na kayo at dumalo upang tayo'y magkasalo salo sa isang pinakamalaking 'eskandalo' na inihahandog natin para sa inyo ang REUNION natin na ito.
Mabuhay tayong lahat,hehehe!
everyone wants to do something that can makes him/her happy.you feel happy being sarcastic, fine, i dont give a $#*%^@,he he he, reverse psycho effect ka dyan, its true not all things that makes you happy, can make you laugh, sa reunion, you will definitely laugh as much as you want & can, pero bakit sa sex, masarap di ka matawa?[sic]
wish ko lang magrespond iba sa proposal ko about the networking style, all will remain an idea unless put into action, supported by majority.pareng felix,marcy & i , will do the best that we can.
grabe ang init ng weather dito now.sana mas mainit pa ang maging respond at resulta ng lahat para ating piging.GODBLESS!!!
joey's suggestion is great! there's really no bad ideas here folks! networking is the best way to reach most of us. thanks to all who are doing the best they can, participating and helping in the whole process.
seek and ye shall find...
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