Bumper Stickers
Someone e-mailed this list to me. These are bumper stickers you'll sometimes find in cars. Of all the years I've been driving, I've encountered a few of them.I could use a good laugh sometimes...;-)
On Life & People
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- I used to have a handle on life, but I broke it.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- God must love stupid people, he made so many.
- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
- Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
- Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
- I must be a Proctologist because I work with a***holes.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
On Women, Relationship, and Sex
- So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
- Remember my name - You'll be screaming it later.
- The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
- If You Think I'm A Bitch, You should have met my mother!
- Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
- I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
- I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
oh well....Give me ambiguity or give me something else ;-)
posted by Batch '78 @ 05:06
9 Comments:
ed, those bumper stickers are good. we have not encountered stickers as such. dito, madalas ang nakasulat tel. no. at pics ng mga seksing babae. o, ano say mo diyan?
mas madali pala dyan humanap nang ka-date. it's always a struggle to ask for a woman's phone number..;-)
here, you can only see flags and the "I love ______" so often. But if i will make one, I will put it this way " Don't bump me from behind, come in front and we'll have fun". Ano, pwede ba ito?
rene, you're really funny, ganyan ba talagang imagination ng mga lalaking ang kasama laging nakatago ang lahat? kung akong tatanungin mo mo call ako sa invention mong bumper sticker but make sure hindi ka makukulong dahil gusto ka naming makita sa reunion..
hahaha...that's a good one rene!
i like that, rene! lol!
ganito lang talaga siguro ang mga homesex este homesick pala..Pwe.. Sansu..di naman siguro ako makukulong, kilala n'yo naman ang clasm8 n'yo na mabait, kahit gising. wag lang pagagalitin, kasi naghuhubo ako..un ang ika-kukulong ko. indescent exposure..
rene, that "bump" line you just wrote reminded me of an experience I had while in Riyadh. I lost my cool when an guy bumped me from behind while looking over the counter for some jewelry stuff. Buti na lang malaking tao s'ya kung hindi, ginulpi ko! hahaha
egay..
cguro, tiningnan mo siya mula ulo hanggang paa..baligtad yata. mula paa hanggang ulo. pagdating sa ulo, baka 75 deg na inclination ng ulo mo, kaya hndi mo na lang pinatulan..otherwise baka may nanghiram ng mukha sa kamelyo..bwahahaha!
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